Logging from the beach

Ok this is from my iPhone so it won't be that long of a post. This place is amazing. Lava rocks and dried lava flow. I was able to get up very early and go workout while I watch the sun rise over the ocean. Now I'm sitting on the beach. Pictures to come. Oh I saw a turtle yesterday in the water and it was huge. Bye for now.

i'm leaving on a jet plane

Ok bloggers, it might be a while before I blog so I wanted to leave you a little somthing to get you through my vacation. My Hawaiian vacation, ok let me stop there. I'm going to be in the air for 8 or more hours and I need to make sure I'm packing all my good karma, lord knows brian has enough BAD karma. I will try my best to get on and blog about all the happenings we get into on the island. Ok I think we're about to walk out the door. Until next time Aloha!

Nothing special

I don't really have anything special to say today, oh wait...Hawaii here I come! Ok yeah that's about it. I just didn't want my readers to get bored with me being gone. I will try write while on the road...Maybe throw in a picture or two. It's been a dry couple of days. One of the Ghetto gurls have been out, so there hasn't really been much to say. Oh shit the crazy lady stopped to talk to me...brb. I know my desk is right next to the walkway, but that doesn't mean I want you to stop and tell me some crack pop story about someone I have no clue who you're talking about. half the time I just look at you, smile and nod and have NO clue what you're saying.

Oh I do have a story to tell. Sunday went to the movies and say Clash of the Titans. Eh it was good, Chris was the ONLY one that got some owl joke that was in the movie. It's a throw back to all nerds in the world. Seriously, he was the ONLY one that laughed out loud. Then was like YOU have never seen this movie or that movie, my answer was NO, I had shit to do on Friday night! Oh so anyways back to...WTF some lady just walked through with a jacket on -- not just any kind of jacket -- a jacket that you would wear when it was 20 degrees outside, and she had the hoodie pulled over her head. Dude it's 70 degrees outside. Then she staired at me like I was effin nuts for wearing a short sleeve shirt. Seriously two crazy chick in a short time.

Ok back to the movie. Anyways, I'm sitting there getting ready to watch the 3d movie in action seats (seats that move to the movie) and this guy sits down next to me. Then his smell sat down next to me. It smelled like a rancid fart, and it would attack my sense of smell every few seconds. I was in fart hell people. So to all those that have had to smell my gas bombs, I am truly sorry!!

Gay/Straight bible fights

You don't know how funny I think this is. It's amazing how both sides are so well armed with scripture that they miss a HUGE factor. Does no one else see that using the bible to judge is COMPLETELY the wrong way to use the bible? I'm just saying. I have blogged about this before. Why does it matter any more? What is the big difference? If you really stop and look at the people that really worry about gay people and and the people that DON'T really care, there is a HUGE difference. For the most part, it's all old people. Oh wait I just judged all old people. Plus I get tired of listening to both side try and push their agenda on each other. live and let live. Give everyone equal rights and everyone can start minding their own damn business. I don't care what happens in my neighbor's house, as long as you don't drive your car through my house, we're cool.

It's pretty clear that the picketing, yelling, fighting, and all the other crap both sides are doing isn't working. I love how everyone is trying to hard to get their point across that no one sees, it's not working. Stop yelling and trying to force the issue. Be civil and respectful towards one another and see where that guys you. You will catch more flies with honey then vinegar!

Oh and the "if we let gays marry, then we have to let people marry their pet" -- dude really. Did you just fall out of your single wide trailer door and think that one up? If you can't can't come up with a better argument, shut the hell up. That has to be one of the worst arguments to lead with. I mean there is only so much stupid an argument can handle and that statement alone pretty much does it.

So people stop worrying about what others are doing and get on with your life.

To all my followers

I have created a second blog, called my book blog. The actual address is http://matthew-mybookblog.blogspot.com It's mostly just a place for me to write stories. You should check it out, I have the first story already on there. Some post will be a progressive story line where others might be something short and sweet. So add it to your list to follow, tell your friends to follow and all that good stuff. Hope you like it.

Death of the shower babies

WHAT?!?! someone is killing shower babies! Oh no something has to be done. We need to start a relief fund or something...surely someone has/is bringing attention to this haynes crime. But sadly, millions of shower babies die with each shower. This isn't something that just start happening, it's been an epidemic that has been happening since showers were invited. Most shower baby murders say it's just less clean up, or it keeps you from getting messy. Either way, those babies desire a chance at a real life. I must confess, I too have taken part of the death of shower babies. I'm not proud, I will probably kill again even, it's the nature of the beast. I'm here today though to bring attention to the untimely demise of shower babies. We must be upright in cause to stop these deaths, or slightly crooked, there is no right or wrong way to murder shower babies. We must take up arms and vow to BEAT this crime. So to my brothers...look lets face it, you're all mostly at fault for killing shower babies, so only you can prevent this crime!

Hello Stranger

Man it's been 8 days since I have blogged. A lot has happened in those 8 days. Ok well not really but I like to think that my life is jammed packed with adventure and life. Last weekend got the change to hang with one of my bestest friends Ricky. Like old times, we went to the beer joint, got a lot of beer and then hit the pasture. What we weren't expecting was the ice cold wind that was blowing and the zombie cows that were hollering...yes I said zombie cows. While drinking me, Crystal, and Ricky had to figure out an escape route just in case the world's population turned to zombies. DON'T JUDGE ME, IT COULD HAPPEN!!! So the night went on and we were joined with another friend Dacia. We drank and froze our asses off. We pack it up and head back to the house. Ricky and Crystal leave, Crystal was sober, and back to Waco. Saturday I get up and head back to houston. At some point in the day I get a text that says Ricky is in the hospital with pneumonia and would probably be there for a couple of days. Actually I got that text sunday morning. NO updates there, he may or may not be in the hospital still. Hopefully he will be ok.

So sunday rolls around and I start feeling like ass ran over. Now if you have never felt like ass ran over than I would do my best to NEVER feel that way. So needless to say, it's now wednesday and I'm just now getting over being sick. Thank God because this time next week I will getting a plane to Hawaii. Here somes the fun in the sun and drinking some fruity little Hawaiian drink on the beach.

See my life is full of adventure...ok not really but in my head it is.