Day...oh who the hell cares. Since June first I have been doing weight watchers and so far it's not to bad off. I'm about 25 lbs down which is good, yea me right. But there are so many "diet" plans out there, which is best. Granted I'm going to say WW only because I'm on it. I really feel that it teaches you to watch your portion of food as well as what is not good for you, but c'mon 4 oz of meat is x amount of points. Who measure out their food like that, and how much is 4 oz really? Yeah I just guess, which means I'm really WRONG.
Lately though, I have been on a avocado kick. I love 'em to the point where I wonder is it unhealthy. Sure you know that they're "good fat" and they're good for the heart, but they're also fat. I like to think I'm doing my body good by eating them 3,4, or even 5 times a week. You can read the avocado fats but all the big words scare me so I have no clue what I'm reading. I do know that they help produce HCL. Of course to much of one thing is a bad thing, but does that still apply for something that is supposed to be super good for you? Can you be TO healthy?
I have also been on a tomato kick along side of my avocado kick. I'm not that big of a fan of tomatoes, but lately, and I mean over the last couple months, I can't get enough of them. I doubt my body is craving them since I eat them almost daily. So what's the deal pickle? I know tomatoes are supposed to be good for your blood, but again, can to much be a bad thing?
Has anyone else seen the email where it talks about what type of fruits and veggies are good for you and how the shape of the fruit and veggie looks like the parts of the body it helps...anyone, anyone...really? I will figure a way to get it on here next time I get it. Back on track though, has anyone really looked into that? Is there truth to that...here is an example: tomatoes, when you cut them in half what do they look like...you're blood cells...See where I'm going with this?
Well if anyone cares to weigh in on this topic, please leave a comment...
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
The change
I guess it's because I'm getting older or something, but I really have gotten to the point where I get up pretty early in the morning. I like the fact that before I go off to face the world, I have time to chill at the house, drink some coffee, spend a little time with Brian, play games on facebook, or whatever. I never thought I would become a morning person. It just gives me a little peace before my day starts.
Is this something we do as we become older? Do our late nights turn into early mornings? I never would have thought I would be that kind of an adult. I thought my up all nights would never change. I would still be able to party with the best of them. Don't get me wrong, I still have the power to party hard.
I guess it's just kind of funny when you look back and you can actually see point in your life where you have a "growing up moment" I guess we can't always be a toys R us kid for ever. But I will always be a toys R us kid at heart, that won't EVER change.
Growing up isn't so bad. Yes the bills and the adult decisions you have to make suck balls, but I like it most of the time. I think I can get used to this Adult life!!
Only 9 more post before my 100th post!!! I'm a blogging bitch!
Is this something we do as we become older? Do our late nights turn into early mornings? I never would have thought I would be that kind of an adult. I thought my up all nights would never change. I would still be able to party with the best of them. Don't get me wrong, I still have the power to party hard.
I guess it's just kind of funny when you look back and you can actually see point in your life where you have a "growing up moment" I guess we can't always be a toys R us kid for ever. But I will always be a toys R us kid at heart, that won't EVER change.
Growing up isn't so bad. Yes the bills and the adult decisions you have to make suck balls, but I like it most of the time. I think I can get used to this Adult life!!
Only 9 more post before my 100th post!!! I'm a blogging bitch!
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Just an update on my life
The title is so serious, like there is something really big going on in my life. Yep there's not. I do like the fact that since I changed my work hours to 8-5 that I get up around six and just chill before I go to work. That's kind of fun. I have time to facebook, blog, read yahoo news. After next weekend it will be to check my fantasy football team. Yeah I decided to get into that. It sounds fun. Like I was saying, I like getting up around six. It's a good start to the day.
I have offically lost 22 pounds on weight watchers. It was down to 26 but then I spent the weekend at grannys and there is no hope in that house. It's nothing but sticks of butter, sugar, and warm yummy goodness food. You're bound to pound at granny's. but the whole WW system is getting easier. I know when to stop eating, and I feel guilty now when I over eat. I'm all about portion control now, but sometimes that doesn't always work.
On the adoption front, yeah there isn't much going on there. CPS is a crock of shit and I will tell everyone and anyone that until the day I die, and I plan on telling them. We were going to do private adoption but the one place we liked the wait time is about three years. So we have one other option and then I think we're done. Maybe kids aren't in our future. It sucks but you don't always get what you want.
The granny front. She is a tough lady. She is hanging in there, much better than we all expected. It's great that she is, we all have gotten to spend a lot of time with her. She will be missed when she goes, that's for sure.
Ok I need to get ready for work. Hopefully today will fly by.
I have offically lost 22 pounds on weight watchers. It was down to 26 but then I spent the weekend at grannys and there is no hope in that house. It's nothing but sticks of butter, sugar, and warm yummy goodness food. You're bound to pound at granny's. but the whole WW system is getting easier. I know when to stop eating, and I feel guilty now when I over eat. I'm all about portion control now, but sometimes that doesn't always work.
On the adoption front, yeah there isn't much going on there. CPS is a crock of shit and I will tell everyone and anyone that until the day I die, and I plan on telling them. We were going to do private adoption but the one place we liked the wait time is about three years. So we have one other option and then I think we're done. Maybe kids aren't in our future. It sucks but you don't always get what you want.
The granny front. She is a tough lady. She is hanging in there, much better than we all expected. It's great that she is, we all have gotten to spend a lot of time with her. She will be missed when she goes, that's for sure.
Ok I need to get ready for work. Hopefully today will fly by.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Things that piss me off
I came to the realization that I'm going to be a mean sonabitch when I get older. I'm talking mean like, people are going to want to kick me in my balls, old mean guy. As I get older, the more ok with my future I become! So if you come over to my house and see a "Stay out of Grass" sign posted, don't try and be funny and get in my grass. I will shoot your effin foot off bitch.
Here are some other things that clued me into the fact that I'm going to be an evil old asshole.
1. traffic. If two lanes widen to 4 lanes, way the f*ck am I going 35 on I-45. Look if this confuses you and you don't know what damn lane to be in, then find the next solid wall and ram your vehicle into it. The world is better off without you!
2. If you go out and buy a (used) vehicle that is already uncool, well guess what, just because you put rims on it, maybe dropped it, changed up the glass on the signle lights, and you g-ride in it -- you're not only a douche, but you're a douche driving a jacked up, stupid looking ride that makes you loose all your street cred and you should shoot yourself before you're homies see your piece of shit car and shoot you themselves.
3. Skinny people, let's get one thing straight...ALL US FAT PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU'RE A BUCK O' FIVE AND YET YOU EAT ALL THE TIME. Stop complaining about how you need to loose the weight and you were having the hardest time fitting into your size negative 12 jeans. One day you will get your wish and be huge and all us fat asses will be skinny...and I will tease the hell out of you!
4. Guys, if you're running to exercise, DO NOT RUN IN DAISY DUKES! That type of runnign shorts make...well they make me want to hit you as I run by. It doesn't even make looking at your package fun because I think of hurting you. It doesn't make you run better or faster, well ok it might because if a mob is chasing you, you're going to haul ass!
5. People with no common sense. If you can't figure this one out, then you're probably one of them...RUN!!!
Here are some other things that clued me into the fact that I'm going to be an evil old asshole.
1. traffic. If two lanes widen to 4 lanes, way the f*ck am I going 35 on I-45. Look if this confuses you and you don't know what damn lane to be in, then find the next solid wall and ram your vehicle into it. The world is better off without you!
2. If you go out and buy a (used) vehicle that is already uncool, well guess what, just because you put rims on it, maybe dropped it, changed up the glass on the signle lights, and you g-ride in it -- you're not only a douche, but you're a douche driving a jacked up, stupid looking ride that makes you loose all your street cred and you should shoot yourself before you're homies see your piece of shit car and shoot you themselves.
3. Skinny people, let's get one thing straight...ALL US FAT PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU'RE A BUCK O' FIVE AND YET YOU EAT ALL THE TIME. Stop complaining about how you need to loose the weight and you were having the hardest time fitting into your size negative 12 jeans. One day you will get your wish and be huge and all us fat asses will be skinny...and I will tease the hell out of you!
4. Guys, if you're running to exercise, DO NOT RUN IN DAISY DUKES! That type of runnign shorts make...well they make me want to hit you as I run by. It doesn't even make looking at your package fun because I think of hurting you. It doesn't make you run better or faster, well ok it might because if a mob is chasing you, you're going to haul ass!
5. People with no common sense. If you can't figure this one out, then you're probably one of them...RUN!!!
Friday, August 6, 2010
Studies NOW show...
So I'm watching the news last night and some nerdy ass researcher comes on the TV and says "studies now show that pregnant women might be the reason your baby is fat" Then he went on to say that the test show that soon to be moms who over eat might hardwire the kid's brain to be fat. Well I decided to do my own study. Yes I was about to do this study in about 5 minutes last night while smoking. Here is what my test discovered.
1. Bitch, stop wasting tax money on your stupid ass "studies" How about you study how my foot got so far up your ass!
2. If you have fast food for every meal and then let your kids stay inside all day long...you're going to have a fat ass lazy good for nothing kid.
3. It's kind of part of result number 2, if you let your kid sit in front of the tv all damn day and night...the bastard is going to be fat and it's YOUR fault.
4. Yes jack off, as the parent you allow this, so there for you're the one that is at fault here. Do not say your kid is just big boned. Or I have tried...really, that mcdonalds wrapper under is bed is not trying.
5. When you took recess away from kids in school, they all became FAT. When you took Dodge Ball out of PE, they all became FAT. **Side note, dodge ball could be used as a great tool to lose the weight if you were already fat. If you got tired of getting hit all the time, it was just motivation to lose the weight so you could move around better. I mean I'm just saying.
6. Did I tell you to stop wasting my damn tax money or I'm going to stick my foot up your ass?!? I did, well study on that bitch.
STOP BLAMING EVERYTHING ELSE ON WHY YOUR KIDS IS FAT. YOU'RE THE PARENT, IF YOU'RE NOT DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT...IT'S YOUR FAULT.
1. Bitch, stop wasting tax money on your stupid ass "studies" How about you study how my foot got so far up your ass!
2. If you have fast food for every meal and then let your kids stay inside all day long...you're going to have a fat ass lazy good for nothing kid.
3. It's kind of part of result number 2, if you let your kid sit in front of the tv all damn day and night...the bastard is going to be fat and it's YOUR fault.
4. Yes jack off, as the parent you allow this, so there for you're the one that is at fault here. Do not say your kid is just big boned. Or I have tried...really, that mcdonalds wrapper under is bed is not trying.
5. When you took recess away from kids in school, they all became FAT. When you took Dodge Ball out of PE, they all became FAT. **Side note, dodge ball could be used as a great tool to lose the weight if you were already fat. If you got tired of getting hit all the time, it was just motivation to lose the weight so you could move around better. I mean I'm just saying.
6. Did I tell you to stop wasting my damn tax money or I'm going to stick my foot up your ass?!? I did, well study on that bitch.
STOP BLAMING EVERYTHING ELSE ON WHY YOUR KIDS IS FAT. YOU'RE THE PARENT, IF YOU'RE NOT DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT...IT'S YOUR FAULT.
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