My favorite new radio station

Ok let me set this up for everyone, xm changed all their stations. Yesterday I was searching for all my stations and came across the absolute best radio station. I was having the best drive to work after finding this station. I couldn't wait to get to work and tell my friends about this station. Once they found out about it they can't wait to listen and have asked that I drive next time we go to lunch. This great channel is the spice entertainment channel. Its porn radio.

Now that you're thinking I'm a nasty perv, it's not sexual, it's not hot...well a little bit...but it's pure entertainment. Last night on the way home I was able to catch 'whore talk'. I think it the Thursday night staple. It was so damn funny. The best part is you can tell the chicks on the radio are just talking. I picture them surfing the web shopping for shoes or reading a mag, just doing something other than what they're saying. But the guys that call in, wow. I highly suggest you check it out.

I found this channel at 7:15 yesterday morning and was unable to change the channel. I can't wait for a road trip with friends. I can just imagine how much fun that trip with be. I can't wait to get out in the pasture back home and listen to this station while drinking beer and shooting guns with friends. It's the perfect background noise.

Ok off to work I go. At least my manager won't be there today so it will be a waste of a day!

Funny news story about a hooker

Ok so on the six o'clock news it was reported that a cop was on trial for raping a hooker. This story plagued me all evening. How exactly do you rape a hooker? That's like suing Santa for the wrong toy. Plus how did the hooker have enough street cred to prove this? I mean seriously people, it's a hooker, no you are not people to crap. A hooker is a hooker, completely different breed. So here is what I think happened, well two ways this went down.

1 he was so bad that she had no choice to use the rape card so this guy could go to jail and learn how to really please someone. I mean the best way to learn is to put yourself in the hooker's shoes. So I say drop the soap a few extra times in the shower. Find the head criminalnand offer up your bitch services, don't way for that person to come fond you. You won't like it then. After you learn what it takes to please someone sexually you can try your hand at another hooker!

2 the key word was harder. Ok you laugh but in the throws of passion and you're hurting her and she yells harder WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!!! That is just a major sex fail! I rest my case



Time for The Simpsons. Night every body!

Im sad this morning. :(

Let me tell you why I'm sad today, for the first time in a few days Diane Sawyer is not on the morning news. Yas I have an old lady crush on her. Her voice is like sunshine, rainbows, and gum drops. She made talking about the death of bin laden seem like a Disney fairy take. Now I have not kept my crush for DS a secret, there is just something about her that makes me all warm and fuzzy. I make a point to watch the nightly news just to hear her voice. She can talk about a who 37 kids and dogs were all shot in the head and make it seem like a dream (I hope that never happens). On a side note, kids and dogs are very special to me. I wish evil things on people that hurt either of them! So back to Diane, she can tell you any event that is happening in the world, and you will walk away feeling warm, loved, and fuzzy. Well I guess I need to shut this down and start getting ready for work. I'm trying to hang out long enough for Good Morning America, maybe DS will be there

I'm back!!!

Now let's see if I can keep up with this blog again. I should all though I haven't really had much to write home about. Work mostly has been crazy...life has been slow and good. Who is excited about Thor and captain America? Yeah that would be me. I know my dorky comic book side is coming out. I'm officially starting the Dominican republic trip count down. 39 days to go! Now I just gotta get my beach body ready and I dont think homemade rice crispy treats are helping but damn they're good. I did buy a new shot gun, might wanna knock before coming in the house, it does stay loaded. Wow I'm all over the place in this post. Ok it's 10:30 pm and time for The Simpsons. Glad to be back readers. Hopefully more to come!