My favorite new radio station

Ok let me set this up for everyone, xm changed all their stations. Yesterday I was searching for all my stations and came across the absolute best radio station. I was having the best drive to work after finding this station. I couldn't wait to get to work and tell my friends about this station. Once they found out about it they can't wait to listen and have asked that I drive next time we go to lunch. This great channel is the spice entertainment channel. Its porn radio.

Now that you're thinking I'm a nasty perv, it's not sexual, it's not hot...well a little bit...but it's pure entertainment. Last night on the way home I was able to catch 'whore talk'. I think it the Thursday night staple. It was so damn funny. The best part is you can tell the chicks on the radio are just talking. I picture them surfing the web shopping for shoes or reading a mag, just doing something other than what they're saying. But the guys that call in, wow. I highly suggest you check it out.

I found this channel at 7:15 yesterday morning and was unable to change the channel. I can't wait for a road trip with friends. I can just imagine how much fun that trip with be. I can't wait to get out in the pasture back home and listen to this station while drinking beer and shooting guns with friends. It's the perfect background noise.

Ok off to work I go. At least my manager won't be there today so it will be a waste of a day!

Funny news story about a hooker

Ok so on the six o'clock news it was reported that a cop was on trial for raping a hooker. This story plagued me all evening. How exactly do you rape a hooker? That's like suing Santa for the wrong toy. Plus how did the hooker have enough street cred to prove this? I mean seriously people, it's a hooker, no you are not people to crap. A hooker is a hooker, completely different breed. So here is what I think happened, well two ways this went down.

1 he was so bad that she had no choice to use the rape card so this guy could go to jail and learn how to really please someone. I mean the best way to learn is to put yourself in the hooker's shoes. So I say drop the soap a few extra times in the shower. Find the head criminalnand offer up your bitch services, don't way for that person to come fond you. You won't like it then. After you learn what it takes to please someone sexually you can try your hand at another hooker!

2 the key word was harder. Ok you laugh but in the throws of passion and you're hurting her and she yells harder WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!!! That is just a major sex fail! I rest my case



Time for The Simpsons. Night every body!

Im sad this morning. :(

Let me tell you why I'm sad today, for the first time in a few days Diane Sawyer is not on the morning news. Yas I have an old lady crush on her. Her voice is like sunshine, rainbows, and gum drops. She made talking about the death of bin laden seem like a Disney fairy take. Now I have not kept my crush for DS a secret, there is just something about her that makes me all warm and fuzzy. I make a point to watch the nightly news just to hear her voice. She can talk about a who 37 kids and dogs were all shot in the head and make it seem like a dream (I hope that never happens). On a side note, kids and dogs are very special to me. I wish evil things on people that hurt either of them! So back to Diane, she can tell you any event that is happening in the world, and you will walk away feeling warm, loved, and fuzzy. Well I guess I need to shut this down and start getting ready for work. I'm trying to hang out long enough for Good Morning America, maybe DS will be there

I'm back!!!

Now let's see if I can keep up with this blog again. I should all though I haven't really had much to write home about. Work mostly has been crazy...life has been slow and good. Who is excited about Thor and captain America? Yeah that would be me. I know my dorky comic book side is coming out. I'm officially starting the Dominican republic trip count down. 39 days to go! Now I just gotta get my beach body ready and I dont think homemade rice crispy treats are helping but damn they're good. I did buy a new shot gun, might wanna knock before coming in the house, it does stay loaded. Wow I'm all over the place in this post. Ok it's 10:30 pm and time for The Simpsons. Glad to be back readers. Hopefully more to come!

Today

Ok today just blows. There is no reason for it, it just sucks. I have got to be PMSing. Thats the only reason but what is funny, most of my guy friends were the same way. Do you think the girls are up to something? Do you think there was a facebook post out there for just the girls telling them to inflect their PMS onto us? I'm so blah today that I'm not even going to shave and let me tell you, I'm a few chin hairs away from looking like grizzle Adams here. So I'm going to apologize today for my appearance tomorrow. I'm going to be looking straight up rough! Ok I'm off to find me some chocolate.

Green tea taste like ass

I just gotta say, green tea taste like ass. I heard on the nightly news with Diane sawyer, so you know it's true, that drinking so much green tea will help burn 6% more calories a day. So I'm trying this out. I'm going to give it two and half weeks. I started yesterday, for some reason my weight loss has seriously hit a wall. I'm not really sure what the hell is going on. I don't really have anything else to talk about today. I'm not that excited about getting the day started. Hove a good one readers!

What a week

Last week sucked balls, sucked balls bad. First the family got the call to come home, my grandmothers health of going down. The next day she passed away. I was kind of ready for it. It had been a long battle with cancer and we had two extra years with a great lady. So all in all I can't be all that sad. What I wasn't ready or prepared for was the after effects of it. When the house was quiet. When everything had been turned off and it was time to go home. Normally my grandmothers house always has noise, a tv in the background, her yelling at me for not doing something I should have, or some other noise. Sunday there was none of that. I wasn't prepared for the flood of memories that would come rushing back to me. I grew up in the same house so there were 32 years of great memories. So it was kind of hard to lock the doors and leave. So that takes me up to Sunday morning.

The drive home!!!!
Im driving back to Houston and its raining as I'm driving down I-45. This guy is driving like a bat out of hell right. After trying to pass me and a few other cars, I finally listen to that voice in my head that has been telling me to let him pass. So I finally let him get in front of me and we all are passing an 18 wheeler. As soon as the truck passes the 18 wheeler, he darts into the right lane and manages to take out four other cars with him. I remember seeing his truck pushing the car he hit into the left left lane causing that car to hit another car. Now I'm watching this and thinking I have to get into the right lane to avoid slamming into everyone. I lock the brakes up and move into the right lane. That's when shit just falls apart. The truck that caused this was still in the right lane and I had cut the 18 wheeler off so I was about to get sandwiched in between them so I whip my truch into the ditch, about 10 feet from where the truck that started this had stopped. Well I was going to fast to stop and continued down the ditch about 20 good yards from the highway. So I guess I had someone up stairs watching out for me cause it could have ended badly

Dear melting pot

Dear melting pot,

I would like to thank you for helping expand my gut just a little more. I have really been working hard to get it to go down. Last night you completely trained wrecked that. The cheese was deadly, the tray of meats and the veggies that came with it, and the white chocolate cream Brûlée was more than I could handle. I do think it's funny that I weight less today than I did before I went. Seriously though, please but warning labels on your menu "may cause a fat ass, eat at your own risk". I will have to add a few extra minutes on the treadmill. ***just a side note though, if you do get the white chocolate cream brûlée, ask for extra rice crispy treats***

Ok I'm off to drink more coffee and sit here a little while longer. Oh funny story -- was speeding the day after Christmas, 90 in a 65. I get pulled over but only get a ticket for my registration be expired. So I have to go to the courthouse today to get that taken care of...so my next blog might be from jail.

I'm a lucky man

There are several reasons why I'm a lucky man. First off, today is my ten year anniversary. I can't believe I have put up with the same person for ten years. I'm also surprised that someone has put up with me for that long. Either way, life could not get any better than it is right now! Second is this past weekend my cuz Sam came into town. The entire weekend we had people over at the house just to hang out with us. It was nice having close friends over all the time. We ate really good food, had a lot of xbox time, and laughed the entire weekend. It was nice to be surrounded by family and friends. It was really easy to see how blessed I am. Then the last thing is, this is my 100th post!!!! That's just cool. So my challenge to whoever is left reading this, post a comment about something that your blessed with.

Off to get another cup of coffee and watch some news. Then its off to work

Arch Nemesis

The ac Nazi struck again yesterday. There were white out conditions in the gym. This chick comes in and with four other people in the gym jacks the tempt down to like -56 degrees. Now this chick has been in the gym for years now and still looks the same. I mean shit after that long in the gym you should be able to see a difference, NOPE, that bitch makes a 18 wheeler look Iike a smart car...that big (not really that big)! It was 40 degrees outside. If you want to work out in the cold, go outside. The rest of us want it warm so we get a good workout. Then she does the elliptical machine but goes so fast on it without any resistance, that the machine ends up doing all the work...really you dumb ass...grrr. Next time she jacks with the tempt I'm going to have to say something...that or throw the treadmill at her --- what I have been working out I could so lift a treadmill!!!!

Gym rules set forth by ME

Please consider this a PSA announcement...

I'm all for people getting in the gym and working out for their new years resolutions...BUT there are rules! It's kinda like darwins law "survival of the fittest" if you have just started going to the gym, you're not fit. Therefore you are at the bottom of the gym chain. Now I'm not mister ripped muscle gym god, but I spend at least an hour a day in the gym. So I think I have the right to set these rules!

If you feel like your ass looks like two Christmas hams fighting over a fork, then yes you need to be in the gym. But here are the rules.

1. Mostly for the ladies - this is not tea time ladies. If you want to play catch up with your friends, call from your desk when you're working. We are in the gym to sweat and bust out ass not our mouth.
2. If you just started going to the gym and you are on a machine that you see a regular gym member waiting on, get off and let them have it. You can continue your work out later. Seriously, your fucking up my workout...MOVE!
3. If you can't change into proper workout clothing, please remove yourself from the gym. You're wasting your time and mine. The only way to really get a good workout is when you're sweating your balls off

People please obey my new rules or stay out of the gym. I don't want to have to tell you again!

My liver is glad new years is over

Oh dear god, I am getting to old to party that hard for new years. The drinking started Thursday night and ended some time in the wee morning hours Saturday morning. Now don't get me wrong, I will still tie one on like I was 21, it just takes me a few days to recover. I wish I had some cool story to tell but it was pretty tame.

So now that I have some what recovered, I started thinking about what I wanted to make 2011. We were watching Mantracker on discovery science yesterday and it gave me an idea. Well actually it made me want to be on the show. So that is one thing that I'm going to try to do this year. But overall I want this year to be the year of the adventure. It doesn't have to cost money or anything like that, I just want to do something and be active and do things that will take me out of my comfort circle. We shall see how this turns out. So for the new year, Im going to blog more, keep up with a journal, and get back to a project I have left sitting for months now. Plus I'm going to try and control my road rage, and not get so damn made at these stupid drivers. Hey I said I was going to TRY!!!

Other than that, I think this is going to be a good year. What are some of your plans for this year?

Ok time for work...peace out my one anon. Reader!