Ok so on the six o'clock news it was reported that a cop was on trial for raping a hooker. This story plagued me all evening. How exactly do you rape a hooker? That's like suing Santa for the wrong toy. Plus how did the hooker have enough street cred to prove this? I mean seriously people, it's a hooker, no you are not people to crap. A hooker is a hooker, completely different breed. So here is what I think happened, well two ways this went down.
1 he was so bad that she had no choice to use the rape card so this guy could go to jail and learn how to really please someone. I mean the best way to learn is to put yourself in the hooker's shoes. So I say drop the soap a few extra times in the shower. Find the head criminalnand offer up your bitch services, don't way for that person to come fond you. You won't like it then. After you learn what it takes to please someone sexually you can try your hand at another hooker!
2 the key word was harder. Ok you laugh but in the throws of passion and you're hurting her and she yells harder WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!!! That is just a major sex fail! I rest my case
Time for The Simpsons. Night every body!
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