My favorite new radio station

Ok let me set this up for everyone, xm changed all their stations. Yesterday I was searching for all my stations and came across the absolute best radio station. I was having the best drive to work after finding this station. I couldn't wait to get to work and tell my friends about this station. Once they found out about it they can't wait to listen and have asked that I drive next time we go to lunch. This great channel is the spice entertainment channel. Its porn radio.

Now that you're thinking I'm a nasty perv, it's not sexual, it's not hot...well a little bit...but it's pure entertainment. Last night on the way home I was able to catch 'whore talk'. I think it the Thursday night staple. It was so damn funny. The best part is you can tell the chicks on the radio are just talking. I picture them surfing the web shopping for shoes or reading a mag, just doing something other than what they're saying. But the guys that call in, wow. I highly suggest you check it out.

I found this channel at 7:15 yesterday morning and was unable to change the channel. I can't wait for a road trip with friends. I can just imagine how much fun that trip with be. I can't wait to get out in the pasture back home and listen to this station while drinking beer and shooting guns with friends. It's the perfect background noise.

Ok off to work I go. At least my manager won't be there today so it will be a waste of a day!

Funny news story about a hooker

Ok so on the six o'clock news it was reported that a cop was on trial for raping a hooker. This story plagued me all evening. How exactly do you rape a hooker? That's like suing Santa for the wrong toy. Plus how did the hooker have enough street cred to prove this? I mean seriously people, it's a hooker, no you are not people to crap. A hooker is a hooker, completely different breed. So here is what I think happened, well two ways this went down.

1 he was so bad that she had no choice to use the rape card so this guy could go to jail and learn how to really please someone. I mean the best way to learn is to put yourself in the hooker's shoes. So I say drop the soap a few extra times in the shower. Find the head criminalnand offer up your bitch services, don't way for that person to come fond you. You won't like it then. After you learn what it takes to please someone sexually you can try your hand at another hooker!

2 the key word was harder. Ok you laugh but in the throws of passion and you're hurting her and she yells harder WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!!! That is just a major sex fail! I rest my case



Time for The Simpsons. Night every body!

Im sad this morning. :(

Let me tell you why I'm sad today, for the first time in a few days Diane Sawyer is not on the morning news. Yas I have an old lady crush on her. Her voice is like sunshine, rainbows, and gum drops. She made talking about the death of bin laden seem like a Disney fairy take. Now I have not kept my crush for DS a secret, there is just something about her that makes me all warm and fuzzy. I make a point to watch the nightly news just to hear her voice. She can talk about a who 37 kids and dogs were all shot in the head and make it seem like a dream (I hope that never happens). On a side note, kids and dogs are very special to me. I wish evil things on people that hurt either of them! So back to Diane, she can tell you any event that is happening in the world, and you will walk away feeling warm, loved, and fuzzy. Well I guess I need to shut this down and start getting ready for work. I'm trying to hang out long enough for Good Morning America, maybe DS will be there

I'm back!!!

Now let's see if I can keep up with this blog again. I should all though I haven't really had much to write home about. Work mostly has been crazy...life has been slow and good. Who is excited about Thor and captain America? Yeah that would be me. I know my dorky comic book side is coming out. I'm officially starting the Dominican republic trip count down. 39 days to go! Now I just gotta get my beach body ready and I dont think homemade rice crispy treats are helping but damn they're good. I did buy a new shot gun, might wanna knock before coming in the house, it does stay loaded. Wow I'm all over the place in this post. Ok it's 10:30 pm and time for The Simpsons. Glad to be back readers. Hopefully more to come!

Today

Ok today just blows. There is no reason for it, it just sucks. I have got to be PMSing. Thats the only reason but what is funny, most of my guy friends were the same way. Do you think the girls are up to something? Do you think there was a facebook post out there for just the girls telling them to inflect their PMS onto us? I'm so blah today that I'm not even going to shave and let me tell you, I'm a few chin hairs away from looking like grizzle Adams here. So I'm going to apologize today for my appearance tomorrow. I'm going to be looking straight up rough! Ok I'm off to find me some chocolate.

Green tea taste like ass

I just gotta say, green tea taste like ass. I heard on the nightly news with Diane sawyer, so you know it's true, that drinking so much green tea will help burn 6% more calories a day. So I'm trying this out. I'm going to give it two and half weeks. I started yesterday, for some reason my weight loss has seriously hit a wall. I'm not really sure what the hell is going on. I don't really have anything else to talk about today. I'm not that excited about getting the day started. Hove a good one readers!

What a week

Last week sucked balls, sucked balls bad. First the family got the call to come home, my grandmothers health of going down. The next day she passed away. I was kind of ready for it. It had been a long battle with cancer and we had two extra years with a great lady. So all in all I can't be all that sad. What I wasn't ready or prepared for was the after effects of it. When the house was quiet. When everything had been turned off and it was time to go home. Normally my grandmothers house always has noise, a tv in the background, her yelling at me for not doing something I should have, or some other noise. Sunday there was none of that. I wasn't prepared for the flood of memories that would come rushing back to me. I grew up in the same house so there were 32 years of great memories. So it was kind of hard to lock the doors and leave. So that takes me up to Sunday morning.

The drive home!!!!
Im driving back to Houston and its raining as I'm driving down I-45. This guy is driving like a bat out of hell right. After trying to pass me and a few other cars, I finally listen to that voice in my head that has been telling me to let him pass. So I finally let him get in front of me and we all are passing an 18 wheeler. As soon as the truck passes the 18 wheeler, he darts into the right lane and manages to take out four other cars with him. I remember seeing his truck pushing the car he hit into the left left lane causing that car to hit another car. Now I'm watching this and thinking I have to get into the right lane to avoid slamming into everyone. I lock the brakes up and move into the right lane. That's when shit just falls apart. The truck that caused this was still in the right lane and I had cut the 18 wheeler off so I was about to get sandwiched in between them so I whip my truch into the ditch, about 10 feet from where the truck that started this had stopped. Well I was going to fast to stop and continued down the ditch about 20 good yards from the highway. So I guess I had someone up stairs watching out for me cause it could have ended badly

Dear melting pot

Dear melting pot,

I would like to thank you for helping expand my gut just a little more. I have really been working hard to get it to go down. Last night you completely trained wrecked that. The cheese was deadly, the tray of meats and the veggies that came with it, and the white chocolate cream Brûlée was more than I could handle. I do think it's funny that I weight less today than I did before I went. Seriously though, please but warning labels on your menu "may cause a fat ass, eat at your own risk". I will have to add a few extra minutes on the treadmill. ***just a side note though, if you do get the white chocolate cream brûlée, ask for extra rice crispy treats***

Ok I'm off to drink more coffee and sit here a little while longer. Oh funny story -- was speeding the day after Christmas, 90 in a 65. I get pulled over but only get a ticket for my registration be expired. So I have to go to the courthouse today to get that taken care of...so my next blog might be from jail.

I'm a lucky man

There are several reasons why I'm a lucky man. First off, today is my ten year anniversary. I can't believe I have put up with the same person for ten years. I'm also surprised that someone has put up with me for that long. Either way, life could not get any better than it is right now! Second is this past weekend my cuz Sam came into town. The entire weekend we had people over at the house just to hang out with us. It was nice having close friends over all the time. We ate really good food, had a lot of xbox time, and laughed the entire weekend. It was nice to be surrounded by family and friends. It was really easy to see how blessed I am. Then the last thing is, this is my 100th post!!!! That's just cool. So my challenge to whoever is left reading this, post a comment about something that your blessed with.

Off to get another cup of coffee and watch some news. Then its off to work

Arch Nemesis

The ac Nazi struck again yesterday. There were white out conditions in the gym. This chick comes in and with four other people in the gym jacks the tempt down to like -56 degrees. Now this chick has been in the gym for years now and still looks the same. I mean shit after that long in the gym you should be able to see a difference, NOPE, that bitch makes a 18 wheeler look Iike a smart car...that big (not really that big)! It was 40 degrees outside. If you want to work out in the cold, go outside. The rest of us want it warm so we get a good workout. Then she does the elliptical machine but goes so fast on it without any resistance, that the machine ends up doing all the work...really you dumb ass...grrr. Next time she jacks with the tempt I'm going to have to say something...that or throw the treadmill at her --- what I have been working out I could so lift a treadmill!!!!

Gym rules set forth by ME

Please consider this a PSA announcement...

I'm all for people getting in the gym and working out for their new years resolutions...BUT there are rules! It's kinda like darwins law "survival of the fittest" if you have just started going to the gym, you're not fit. Therefore you are at the bottom of the gym chain. Now I'm not mister ripped muscle gym god, but I spend at least an hour a day in the gym. So I think I have the right to set these rules!

If you feel like your ass looks like two Christmas hams fighting over a fork, then yes you need to be in the gym. But here are the rules.

1. Mostly for the ladies - this is not tea time ladies. If you want to play catch up with your friends, call from your desk when you're working. We are in the gym to sweat and bust out ass not our mouth.
2. If you just started going to the gym and you are on a machine that you see a regular gym member waiting on, get off and let them have it. You can continue your work out later. Seriously, your fucking up my workout...MOVE!
3. If you can't change into proper workout clothing, please remove yourself from the gym. You're wasting your time and mine. The only way to really get a good workout is when you're sweating your balls off

People please obey my new rules or stay out of the gym. I don't want to have to tell you again!

My liver is glad new years is over

Oh dear god, I am getting to old to party that hard for new years. The drinking started Thursday night and ended some time in the wee morning hours Saturday morning. Now don't get me wrong, I will still tie one on like I was 21, it just takes me a few days to recover. I wish I had some cool story to tell but it was pretty tame.

So now that I have some what recovered, I started thinking about what I wanted to make 2011. We were watching Mantracker on discovery science yesterday and it gave me an idea. Well actually it made me want to be on the show. So that is one thing that I'm going to try to do this year. But overall I want this year to be the year of the adventure. It doesn't have to cost money or anything like that, I just want to do something and be active and do things that will take me out of my comfort circle. We shall see how this turns out. So for the new year, Im going to blog more, keep up with a journal, and get back to a project I have left sitting for months now. Plus I'm going to try and control my road rage, and not get so damn made at these stupid drivers. Hey I said I was going to TRY!!!

Other than that, I think this is going to be a good year. What are some of your plans for this year?

Ok time for work...peace out my one anon. Reader!

Return of the blogging fool

You would think after a few months off I would have something more to say than just hi. I don't, BUT if anyone is still reading this leave me a comment and I will start to pick this blogging back up. I'm sure I can figure something to write about!!

Am I a cheater?

My weigh in for weight watchers is/was on Monday morning. However, Sunday is one of my worst days for just being lazy and sneaking. I was doing so good on not over eating, I really should have been at a certain weight this morning, BUT because of yesterday I missed it by about 6 lbs. So I changed my weigh in to Friday. Now my question is, is that cheating? Should I change my WI day just because sunday is my weakness? I always weigh less by Friday anyways, I bust my ass during the week with workouts and eating better. Am I just trying to get better results?

I'm going to see what happens maybe this week and next week. I will give it a test run for two weeks. If I continue to lose than I will leave it, if not, then I will move it back to Monday's and have to deal with Sunday Sneaking!!

Any thoughts -- Do I even have any readers anymore?

Taken a fool

I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything there is to know. Yeah I'm pretty smart and can figure a lot of stuff but man was I wrong lately. I was trying to do something and it was just all happening to easy. If it's to good to be true it probably is, why have I not learned that lesson yet? I'm still want to believe that there is good out there in the world, that everyone is not trying to take you for your money. That good people still exist. What happened to being honest with your business deals? What happened to just being honest. So needless to say and because I'm about out of time, if something you want is flowing to easily then something wrong. I am starting to realize that life isn't easy, going to be easy or will ever be easy when it comes to things you want. It's sad that you have to fight so hard for a dream. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. My eyes are now open!

Dickheads

We all know one or work with one, either way, God put them on this earth to piss us off. Mines is a jackoff at work. Luckly I don't have to deal with him that much but he...I feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about him. Anyways, I'm working and I notice that some numbers dont match up. Ok well that simple but the paperwork needs to change, it's not that hard of a task. So I get in touch with this guy and for 20 minutes he tries to explain to me how to do my job, since I'm new and all. That they people telling me how to do my job have told me wrong because this is how it's always been done. He is spot on because he is has been doing this for much longer than I have. Keep in mind, he told me this like he was a broken record. What the sad part about the whole thing was all I needed was for him to tell me where to increase my order for 80 bucks. I knew where the money was supposed to go, but I can't change it since I entered the order. I needed him to tell me, but instead he wanted to talk down to me like I was and effin idiot. Well at the end of this, he wants to have a conference call with my boss and me so that he can point out that I still don't know how to do my job. What he doesn't know is that a buddy is going to be on the call to explain why he was wrong and I was right and then I hope I have the balls to be just as rude to that muthaf*cker as I can. I want to be so disrespectful that after the call I get writing up. If I could call that sunofabitch the n word and not lose my job it would freely fly out of my mouth. No I'm not going to take the high road on this. I hope I have the balls to be a nasty little bitch on the phone to him. I hope I get him so pissed off he threatens me...cause then it's on. I would love to tell him that I hope another hurricane comes knocking on his door because it seem Katrina didn't get all the coon ass effin stupid N's like it should have. I'm really glad this is my blog and I can say what ever I want to go things off my chest. Our conference call is at 10. I will keep you posted!

Me and my health kick

Day...oh who the hell cares. Since June first I have been doing weight watchers and so far it's not to bad off. I'm about 25 lbs down which is good, yea me right. But there are so many "diet" plans out there, which is best. Granted I'm going to say WW only because I'm on it. I really feel that it teaches you to watch your portion of food as well as what is not good for you, but c'mon 4 oz of meat is x amount of points. Who measure out their food like that, and how much is 4 oz really? Yeah I just guess, which means I'm really WRONG.

Lately though, I have been on a avocado kick. I love 'em to the point where I wonder is it unhealthy. Sure you know that they're "good fat" and they're good for the heart, but they're also fat. I like to think I'm doing my body good by eating them 3,4, or even 5 times a week. You can read the avocado fats but all the big words scare me so I have no clue what I'm reading. I do know that they help produce HCL. Of course to much of one thing is a bad thing, but does that still apply for something that is supposed to be super good for you? Can you be TO healthy?

I have also been on a tomato kick along side of my avocado kick. I'm not that big of a fan of tomatoes, but lately, and I mean over the last couple months, I can't get enough of them. I doubt my body is craving them since I eat them almost daily. So what's the deal pickle? I know tomatoes are supposed to be good for your blood, but again, can to much be a bad thing?

Has anyone else seen the email where it talks about what type of fruits and veggies are good for you and how the shape of the fruit and veggie looks like the parts of the body it helps...anyone, anyone...really? I will figure a way to get it on here next time I get it. Back on track though, has anyone really looked into that? Is there truth to that...here is an example: tomatoes, when you cut them in half what do they look like...you're blood cells...See where I'm going with this?

Well if anyone cares to weigh in on this topic, please leave a comment...

The change

I guess it's because I'm getting older or something, but I really have gotten to the point where I get up pretty early in the morning. I like the fact that before I go off to face the world, I have time to chill at the house, drink some coffee, spend a little time with Brian, play games on facebook, or whatever. I never thought I would become a morning person. It just gives me a little peace before my day starts.

Is this something we do as we become older? Do our late nights turn into early mornings? I never would have thought I would be that kind of an adult. I thought my up all nights would never change. I would still be able to party with the best of them. Don't get me wrong, I still have the power to party hard.

I guess it's just kind of funny when you look back and you can actually see point in your life where you have a "growing up moment" I guess we can't always be a toys R us kid for ever. But I will always be a toys R us kid at heart, that won't EVER change.

Growing up isn't so bad. Yes the bills and the adult decisions you have to make suck balls, but I like it most of the time. I think I can get used to this Adult life!!

Only 9 more post before my 100th post!!! I'm a blogging bitch!

Just an update on my life

The title is so serious, like there is something really big going on in my life. Yep there's not. I do like the fact that since I changed my work hours to 8-5 that I get up around six and just chill before I go to work. That's kind of fun. I have time to facebook, blog, read yahoo news. After next weekend it will be to check my fantasy football team. Yeah I decided to get into that. It sounds fun. Like I was saying, I like getting up around six. It's a good start to the day.

I have offically lost 22 pounds on weight watchers. It was down to 26 but then I spent the weekend at grannys and there is no hope in that house. It's nothing but sticks of butter, sugar, and warm yummy goodness food. You're bound to pound at granny's. but the whole WW system is getting easier. I know when to stop eating, and I feel guilty now when I over eat. I'm all about portion control now, but sometimes that doesn't always work.

On the adoption front, yeah there isn't much going on there. CPS is a crock of shit and I will tell everyone and anyone that until the day I die, and I plan on telling them. We were going to do private adoption but the one place we liked the wait time is about three years. So we have one other option and then I think we're done. Maybe kids aren't in our future. It sucks but you don't always get what you want.

The granny front. She is a tough lady. She is hanging in there, much better than we all expected. It's great that she is, we all have gotten to spend a lot of time with her. She will be missed when she goes, that's for sure.

Ok I need to get ready for work. Hopefully today will fly by.

Things that piss me off

I came to the realization that I'm going to be a mean sonabitch when I get older. I'm talking mean like, people are going to want to kick me in my balls, old mean guy. As I get older, the more ok with my future I become! So if you come over to my house and see a "Stay out of Grass" sign posted, don't try and be funny and get in my grass. I will shoot your effin foot off bitch.

Here are some other things that clued me into the fact that I'm going to be an evil old asshole.
1. traffic. If two lanes widen to 4 lanes, way the f*ck am I going 35 on I-45. Look if this confuses you and you don't know what damn lane to be in, then find the next solid wall and ram your vehicle into it. The world is better off without you!

2. If you go out and buy a (used) vehicle that is already uncool, well guess what, just because you put rims on it, maybe dropped it, changed up the glass on the signle lights, and you g-ride in it -- you're not only a douche, but you're a douche driving a jacked up, stupid looking ride that makes you loose all your street cred and you should shoot yourself before you're homies see your piece of shit car and shoot you themselves.

3. Skinny people, let's get one thing straight...ALL US FAT PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU'RE A BUCK O' FIVE AND YET YOU EAT ALL THE TIME. Stop complaining about how you need to loose the weight and you were having the hardest time fitting into your size negative 12 jeans. One day you will get your wish and be huge and all us fat asses will be skinny...and I will tease the hell out of you!

4. Guys, if you're running to exercise, DO NOT RUN IN DAISY DUKES! That type of runnign shorts make...well they make me want to hit you as I run by. It doesn't even make looking at your package fun because I think of hurting you. It doesn't make you run better or faster, well ok it might because if a mob is chasing you, you're going to haul ass!

5. People with no common sense. If you can't figure this one out, then you're probably one of them...RUN!!!