Dickheads

We all know one or work with one, either way, God put them on this earth to piss us off. Mines is a jackoff at work. Luckly I don't have to deal with him that much but he...I feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about him. Anyways, I'm working and I notice that some numbers dont match up. Ok well that simple but the paperwork needs to change, it's not that hard of a task. So I get in touch with this guy and for 20 minutes he tries to explain to me how to do my job, since I'm new and all. That they people telling me how to do my job have told me wrong because this is how it's always been done. He is spot on because he is has been doing this for much longer than I have. Keep in mind, he told me this like he was a broken record. What the sad part about the whole thing was all I needed was for him to tell me where to increase my order for 80 bucks. I knew where the money was supposed to go, but I can't change it since I entered the order. I needed him to tell me, but instead he wanted to talk down to me like I was and effin idiot. Well at the end of this, he wants to have a conference call with my boss and me so that he can point out that I still don't know how to do my job. What he doesn't know is that a buddy is going to be on the call to explain why he was wrong and I was right and then I hope I have the balls to be just as rude to that muthaf*cker as I can. I want to be so disrespectful that after the call I get writing up. If I could call that sunofabitch the n word and not lose my job it would freely fly out of my mouth. No I'm not going to take the high road on this. I hope I have the balls to be a nasty little bitch on the phone to him. I hope I get him so pissed off he threatens me...cause then it's on. I would love to tell him that I hope another hurricane comes knocking on his door because it seem Katrina didn't get all the coon ass effin stupid N's like it should have. I'm really glad this is my blog and I can say what ever I want to go things off my chest. Our conference call is at 10. I will keep you posted!