Arch Nemesis

The ac Nazi struck again yesterday. There were white out conditions in the gym. This chick comes in and with four other people in the gym jacks the tempt down to like -56 degrees. Now this chick has been in the gym for years now and still looks the same. I mean shit after that long in the gym you should be able to see a difference, NOPE, that bitch makes a 18 wheeler look Iike a smart car...that big (not really that big)! It was 40 degrees outside. If you want to work out in the cold, go outside. The rest of us want it warm so we get a good workout. Then she does the elliptical machine but goes so fast on it without any resistance, that the machine ends up doing all the work...really you dumb ass...grrr. Next time she jacks with the tempt I'm going to have to say something...that or throw the treadmill at her --- what I have been working out I could so lift a treadmill!!!!

Gym rules set forth by ME

Please consider this a PSA announcement...

I'm all for people getting in the gym and working out for their new years resolutions...BUT there are rules! It's kinda like darwins law "survival of the fittest" if you have just started going to the gym, you're not fit. Therefore you are at the bottom of the gym chain. Now I'm not mister ripped muscle gym god, but I spend at least an hour a day in the gym. So I think I have the right to set these rules!

If you feel like your ass looks like two Christmas hams fighting over a fork, then yes you need to be in the gym. But here are the rules.

1. Mostly for the ladies - this is not tea time ladies. If you want to play catch up with your friends, call from your desk when you're working. We are in the gym to sweat and bust out ass not our mouth.
2. If you just started going to the gym and you are on a machine that you see a regular gym member waiting on, get off and let them have it. You can continue your work out later. Seriously, your fucking up my workout...MOVE!
3. If you can't change into proper workout clothing, please remove yourself from the gym. You're wasting your time and mine. The only way to really get a good workout is when you're sweating your balls off

People please obey my new rules or stay out of the gym. I don't want to have to tell you again!

My liver is glad new years is over

Oh dear god, I am getting to old to party that hard for new years. The drinking started Thursday night and ended some time in the wee morning hours Saturday morning. Now don't get me wrong, I will still tie one on like I was 21, it just takes me a few days to recover. I wish I had some cool story to tell but it was pretty tame.

So now that I have some what recovered, I started thinking about what I wanted to make 2011. We were watching Mantracker on discovery science yesterday and it gave me an idea. Well actually it made me want to be on the show. So that is one thing that I'm going to try to do this year. But overall I want this year to be the year of the adventure. It doesn't have to cost money or anything like that, I just want to do something and be active and do things that will take me out of my comfort circle. We shall see how this turns out. So for the new year, Im going to blog more, keep up with a journal, and get back to a project I have left sitting for months now. Plus I'm going to try and control my road rage, and not get so damn made at these stupid drivers. Hey I said I was going to TRY!!!

Other than that, I think this is going to be a good year. What are some of your plans for this year?

Ok time for work...peace out my one anon. Reader!

Return of the blogging fool

You would think after a few months off I would have something more to say than just hi. I don't, BUT if anyone is still reading this leave me a comment and I will start to pick this blogging back up. I'm sure I can figure something to write about!!

Am I a cheater?

My weigh in for weight watchers is/was on Monday morning. However, Sunday is one of my worst days for just being lazy and sneaking. I was doing so good on not over eating, I really should have been at a certain weight this morning, BUT because of yesterday I missed it by about 6 lbs. So I changed my weigh in to Friday. Now my question is, is that cheating? Should I change my WI day just because sunday is my weakness? I always weigh less by Friday anyways, I bust my ass during the week with workouts and eating better. Am I just trying to get better results?

I'm going to see what happens maybe this week and next week. I will give it a test run for two weeks. If I continue to lose than I will leave it, if not, then I will move it back to Monday's and have to deal with Sunday Sneaking!!

Any thoughts -- Do I even have any readers anymore?

Taken a fool

I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything there is to know. Yeah I'm pretty smart and can figure a lot of stuff but man was I wrong lately. I was trying to do something and it was just all happening to easy. If it's to good to be true it probably is, why have I not learned that lesson yet? I'm still want to believe that there is good out there in the world, that everyone is not trying to take you for your money. That good people still exist. What happened to being honest with your business deals? What happened to just being honest. So needless to say and because I'm about out of time, if something you want is flowing to easily then something wrong. I am starting to realize that life isn't easy, going to be easy or will ever be easy when it comes to things you want. It's sad that you have to fight so hard for a dream. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. My eyes are now open!

Dickheads

We all know one or work with one, either way, God put them on this earth to piss us off. Mines is a jackoff at work. Luckly I don't have to deal with him that much but he...I feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about him. Anyways, I'm working and I notice that some numbers dont match up. Ok well that simple but the paperwork needs to change, it's not that hard of a task. So I get in touch with this guy and for 20 minutes he tries to explain to me how to do my job, since I'm new and all. That they people telling me how to do my job have told me wrong because this is how it's always been done. He is spot on because he is has been doing this for much longer than I have. Keep in mind, he told me this like he was a broken record. What the sad part about the whole thing was all I needed was for him to tell me where to increase my order for 80 bucks. I knew where the money was supposed to go, but I can't change it since I entered the order. I needed him to tell me, but instead he wanted to talk down to me like I was and effin idiot. Well at the end of this, he wants to have a conference call with my boss and me so that he can point out that I still don't know how to do my job. What he doesn't know is that a buddy is going to be on the call to explain why he was wrong and I was right and then I hope I have the balls to be just as rude to that muthaf*cker as I can. I want to be so disrespectful that after the call I get writing up. If I could call that sunofabitch the n word and not lose my job it would freely fly out of my mouth. No I'm not going to take the high road on this. I hope I have the balls to be a nasty little bitch on the phone to him. I hope I get him so pissed off he threatens me...cause then it's on. I would love to tell him that I hope another hurricane comes knocking on his door because it seem Katrina didn't get all the coon ass effin stupid N's like it should have. I'm really glad this is my blog and I can say what ever I want to go things off my chest. Our conference call is at 10. I will keep you posted!