AC lady struck again

Yesterday I decided to go run in the gym at lunch. As soon as I walked into the gym I realized I needed a parka. It was freezing in there. I instantly knew who had jacked the AC down that low, and sure as shit, there she was....AC LADY. She is quickly becoming my gym arch nemesis! It was becoming increasingly hard to make my way to the locker through the snow, where I hoped it would be much warmer. The near blizzard conditions were deadly. It would only take for shoe to become untied or my bag to fall off my shoulder and I would lost forever. With a frozen face I gazed at the thermostat...41 degrees. WHO IN THE HELL CRANKS THE AC THAT LOW? She must be going through the change, and I'm not talking about her losing weight...WHICH SHE HASN'T DONE!!!! IN TWO YEARS. Seriously people, she does not look like she has lost anything. A friend of mine even agreed with me. While I'm getting ready to run on the treadmill a friend walks up and I show her the temp. She says it's to cold in here, I tell her to turn it up. As if we were beating one of her kids, AC lady glared at us with such hate that I felt like I needed to go to church. She eagle eyed us looking at the thermostat.

'So AC lady, the battleground as been set'

'Yes Joggerman, You want to experience blue balls for real'

'You truely are evil. Why must you go after the family jewels?'

'bwhahahaha'

That was kind of like the conversation that went on in my head while she was mean muggin us for thinking about changing the temp. Also (almost forgot about this) it was either the rain or the AC had frozen from working real hard, but there was a pretty big leak above the thermostat. I blame AC lady. I was able to get a picture of what it was like on the frozen battlefield.