Death of the shower babies

WHAT?!?! someone is killing shower babies! Oh no something has to be done. We need to start a relief fund or something...surely someone has/is bringing attention to this haynes crime. But sadly, millions of shower babies die with each shower. This isn't something that just start happening, it's been an epidemic that has been happening since showers were invited. Most shower baby murders say it's just less clean up, or it keeps you from getting messy. Either way, those babies desire a chance at a real life. I must confess, I too have taken part of the death of shower babies. I'm not proud, I will probably kill again even, it's the nature of the beast. I'm here today though to bring attention to the untimely demise of shower babies. We must be upright in cause to stop these deaths, or slightly crooked, there is no right or wrong way to murder shower babies. We must take up arms and vow to BEAT this crime. So to my brothers...look lets face it, you're all mostly at fault for killing shower babies, so only you can prevent this crime!